but when I read this verse, as a man, I took heed of my position with the almighty.

Deuteronomy 23:1 No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord.

Then for some reason I looked at the KJV’s translation. If you’re a dude, beware of the following?

1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

And the ESV’s translation.

1 No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

What if your nickname is ACE? Are you still in?

The bible is the greatest book of all time but there is some WEIRD stuff in there!