(PHOTO from woolyboy)

22:9 Do not plant two kinds of seed in your vineyard; if you do, not only the crops you plant but also the fruit of the vineyard will be defiled.10 Do not plow with an ox and a donkey yoked together.11 Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together.12 Make tassels on the four corners of the cloak you wear.

Well, my dad is doomed. He planted peppers, ‘mators, strawberries, gords, and all kinds of other stuff at the same time. I wonder if I am guilty by association?

Verse 10 is a no brainer, everyone knows donkeys don’t like oxen.

Did you check the tag on your underwear after you read verse 11? I did.

Tassels!?! No, I ain’t wearing no tassels!

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