(PHOTO from NataPics)

Looks like this church is taking Deuteronomy 22 literally.

23:9 When you are encamped against your enemies, keep away from everything impure.10 If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there.11 But as evening approaches he is to wash himself, and at sunset he may return to the camp.

Was this guy impure because he pooped his pants or because he had to poop and couldn’t find his poop tool (22:13)? I think portapotties make God smile.

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